londonbard

Godmodders here need not apply,
You will be booted, by and by.
Player, thou shalt not NPC,
thy neighbours characters, and see,
Thou shalt not, though thy hormones rage,
write smut in my game, underage.

Although you feel the posts do plod,
Thou shalt not undermine the Mod,
Nor set time limits that we dread,
But answer always in thine thread.
Don't fear that we will call you spammer,
But post thou in a timely manner.
and if you hope we will adore thee,
weekly or better, we implore thee.