The attack of the ... ?

[londonbard]

There is a great big thing like a giant, horror film, mutated flying scorpian-earwig with great long waving feelers zipping about so I can't sleep...

I don't mind spiders
I don't mind snakes
but that darned insect
gives me the ...
strongest feeling
to get my shoe
and slap the thing to
a blob of goo!

I've got my shoe in
my other hand
but I can't hit it
the brute won't land

(and it looks big enough to carry off the swatter...)


Question , What do you call a huge insect that looks like a flying scorpion, has long, waving feelers and keeps on trying to land on my skin and crawl into my cleavage?

Suicidal.

Comments

[zhelana.livejournal.com]

suicidal


hahahahahhaha that made my hour ~_~

[londonbard.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed the joke - it was very satisfying to get rid of that brute!

[kimuro.livejournal.com]

I would have guess a lech.

[londonbard.livejournal.com]

I was trying the "Riddiculus" thing but it looked more like something from outer space every moment; I think it wanted to establish an outpost and nest!

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh!

I was guessing 'Sir'.

[londonbard.livejournal.com]

I was more worried that it was a madam, looking for somewhere to lay a million eggs.